Hi, I’m Leo. I’m one of the characters from Girl Trouble. When I’m not busy being a figment of someone’s imagination or hanging out by the little girl’s room, I scour the internet looking for stuff to satisfy my bored and slightly intoxicated brain. After many long nights letting my balls hang loose in the “information superhighway” I have come up with The Leo’s Favoritest Friendster Profiles Awards! Yes! Take a look. How did I come up with this list you ask? By using my personal tastes and very biased opinions of course! I can’t be fair to all, I’m 2 dimensional! Now, enough of these exclamation points and enjoy.
Well not yet.
What do they get for winning these specially crafted awards? Fame. Glory. Notoriety. Constant clicks on the “Who’s viewed me” link. Game? Game! Want to see their full Friendster profiles? Click on their names right below the images.
The Leo Awardee for La Sentido Common y Shoutout
Shoutout: “U Can’t Call This Friendster Without Some Friends… Add Me Up Mga Friendship…”
Favorite Movies: School Of Rock Duh?!
Leo says: The fact that I cannot, for the life of me, decipher her “Favorites” entries because of her profile’s rockin’ and bangin’ Hillsong background means that I can feel her mystique, beliefs and hormonal discharges crashing into each other. It must be the tilted shot of shane in shades too. I’m feelin’ it shane, yes I am.
Shoutout: “hoy putang inamo gagoka…..mga hayup kayo bolsit kasa buhay ko fuck u…………..”
Company: mga rockers sa iliganon last finger band
Affiliations: fuck u
Favorite books: rock racan
Favorite movies: x reted scandal
Leo says: Aside from having a kick ass name like bangsamoru, I applaud this profile for the sheer contrast of having a knuckles-hard pinoy rockista background and a blue myspace analog clock in the same page. Just looking at his profile makes my godam ears bleed and my claws retarded. I hope to violently mosh like a stapler in a blender to the hardcore sounds of the last finger band soon. And view his posse, fuckin’ hardcore.
The Leo Awardee for Most Relatively True Name
Shoutout: “… im siCk of crying … … tired of tRying … … yeAh! im smiling … … buT insiDe … … im dYing … :(“
`†I Live In Caloocan..†`
`† aKo AY!!,,†`
`†Cute (Sbi NLa)†`
`†Sa BaBA laRuin Nyu Lyf Ko!†`
Leo says: Props to “im dying” for having a fragmented sentence for a name, and having the guts to begin with the pronoun “I’m” and NOT capitalize it nor add an apostrophe. Very brazen. But my applause goes to his Emo inspired design combo of skull background + Pocket Emo application + Emote application capped with photos of himself in Depressionista approved hairstyle, Jack Skellington and of course, a normal day in class.
Leo Awardee for Most Applauded and Thorough Interests
Schools (Other): SkULL of RoCk””hahahahahaha”…….
Hobbies and Interests: ComPeTer….matulog, makinig ng mp1, mp2, mp3, mp4, mp5, mp6, mp7, mp8, mp9, CD, vcd, tape video tape, SCATCH TAPE, MASKING TAPE, ELECTRICAL TAPE, ROCKERS TAPE, Praternity TapE, PLAYING BASSKETBALL, BASSBALL.SOCCERBALL.VALLEYBALL, GRADUATION BALL, FISH BALL, SHAKE BALL, BEAR BALL, COMPUTER BALL, LANGAW BALL, PEN BALL, EYE BALL, MOUSE BALL, HUMAN BALL, COW BALL, HORSE BALL, GOAT BALL, CARABAW BALL, DISCO BALL, LIGHT BALL, S.M BALL, PACIFIC BALL, ASIA BALL, ROBINSONS BALL, ALABANG BALL, SPONGBALL, TENNIS BALL, MEET BALL, TISIU BALL, HOLLOWEEN BALL, wehehehehehehe, makipag kwentuhan habang buhay.ung walng katapusan na kwentuhan…..hahahahaha.
Leo says: His passion for music is full blast by way of a bamboo song playing as you open his profile page. But move down to bryan’s hobbies and interests and you will see how a young teen can be involved in so many life-altering activities and immerse oneself in ALL types of Mpeg layers and STILL rock out with balls. Check out the blinking “broken” violator. Subtle, friends. Subtle.
Leo Awardee for Best use of the words Grand and Couture
Leo Awardee for Service-Oriented Objective
Hobbies and Interests: to change your profile world, to bling-bling, to fabulous, to funky, rockers, girly, black, emo, grand couture special
Leo says: A scorpio, the Grand Couture profile editor prefers to keep his/her profile subdued with a gray scheme, letting the soothing sound of Mario Vasquez’s Gallery soften your heart’s steady beats, ultimately focusing your attention, mesmerizing you repeatedly on the fact that The GCPE him/herself will design your profile for you.
Leo Awardee for most Sarcastic Hometown Entry Ever Indicated
Hometown: wla lang lumbas lang ako sa mundo.
Shoutout: “..its not my fault 2 be an emo..rock music is d home of liberation d hell of chastity and d paradise of singers express your self and be diffirent… rock on..”
Company: kantutan co, …
Leo says: ashane demystifies his popularity, declaring that his friends list is full yet fooling us maggots with an actual count of his friends being 94. Very crafty. Applause! Yet, what brings ashane’s profile up from other emo-inpsired profiles is that he has indicated that he works at a company with a name synonymous to fornication. And that shoutout, it’s a disposable blade to the throat.
Leo Awardee for Catholic Approved Design Inspiration
Leo Awardee for use of One Verb as Profile Name
Shoutout: “..Hi guyz,,Kindly post your PRAYER concerns in my testi section..We pray 4 u..Godbless! “
Who I Want to Meet: We WAnt to MEEt all Of You!! So Guys,,kEep In Touch..
Leo says: Inviting all forms of male living organisms to their cause, one can only wonder how devoted Proclaim is to their cause. Their Global connectivity is enhanced even more by the fact that their occupations include “…,sYSEM anaLYST, Web BloGger, Program Engineer,,..” Uncanny. The kiddie-font- scribbled profile image boggles me to bits.
Leo Awardee for Boggling Profile Name On Initial View
Shoutout: “We’re Of One Heart!”
Hobbies and Interest: Actually We Admit Dat We Eat Before, During And After Every Meeting We Settle.. Ehehe, Of Course As Staffers, We Like Column And Literary Writings, Lay-Outing, Encoding, Researching, But We Never Forget To Have A Lot Of Fun.. Our Rock Chic ‘Mak’ Wud Like Listening To Music And Jamming And We Do Most Of The Eating (Again)..Ehe..Chikahan Blues And Exchange Of Corny Jokes, And Stories Particularly About Our Love Life And Future Life..Haha..(Much Was Said..)
Leo Says: At first, their profile name begs a metaphorical response rooted in youthful poetry. But view the profile further and one can discover that apart from the tra-la-la/ capitalized fonts that accentuate their innocent and wide-eyed aura they actually are staff members of a school paper. Smooth.
Leo Awardee for Most Off-Tangent Profile Song
Hometown: cAgayan De oRo bitChy
Company: tHe trEe LittLe piGs
Leo Says: “It’s an intense rock-forward page!” you say upon opening solemn’s page. But then Mario’s How Do I Breath kicks in and then you discover that what you have is an emotionally well-rounded human capable of communication her nappy, dapper side visually yet attack you by way of sound her foot-tapping bling n’ groove sensibility. Round like an orange, I say: The kind of Citrus that bites.
Guess that’s it for now. Let’s see what type of filth gets thrown this way after that. Check back again for more Favoritest Stuff.